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BEER PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS
Here is our humble attempt to service the nerd who still wants to be a 'with-it' kind of dude/dudette. We address the hip factor by celebrating the universal lubricant of coolness, i.e., beer. We cover the nerd angle by noting that the atomic symbols for beryllium and erbium can be combined to spell Be Er. Think of it as a combination hipster and nerd statement, making you a nerdster!
The thing about binary code is that it's so, well, binary. It's one or zero. It's on or off. It either is or it isn't. But even within the rigid confines of the binary system, there's still a little room for human emotion. Here's our testament to the fact that even the nerdiest of nerds (which would be the one who's trying to decipher this particular sequence of ones and zeros) can still be a sweetheart.
The dictionary claims that the definition of "conclusion" is the lastmain division of a discourse, usually containing a summing up of thepoints and a statement of opinion or decisions reached."
We think that's a rather over-engineered definition. We prefer our definition: "the place where you got tired of thinking." We would place a substantial bet on our definition being truer than most researchers would like to admit.
Well, it's not YOUR fault that most people can't comprehend words with more than three syllables!
I'M A GENIUS (KEEP IT TO YOURSELF)
Genius does what it must, Talent does what it can, And you had best do what you're told. We'll let you know when you advance to the 'Talent' stage. Oh, and don't call us - we'll call you.
BIG BANG THEORY - BA-ZN-GA
I love finding humour quotes and any Big Bang Theory fan is going to love this one...Share it Dude! Hover over the image, wait for the social media buttons to appear, share dat thing ;-)
The Breakfast Club
This is Why Productive People Always Wake Up So Early
Successful people are very often early risers. From Franklin to Obama, from Branson to Darwin, all were known to rise with the morning sun. Whatever their motivations, they all reaped the benefits of putting their feet on the floor before the cock opened its beak.
But why is rising early such a common trait? What is it about “Mind Over Mattress” that attracts so many famous and successful people to its clutches? Why do they drag their tired bodies to start the day super early when the rest of us are still dreaming?
The Winner's Mindset
There is a sense of control acquired from beating the inner voice. If your mind wins the battle between victim and success, things start on a high note and usually only get better. Recognising the voice is your best defense against it. When the alarm goes off and the voice tells you that you went to bed far too late to get up this early, or that five more minutes won’t hurt, DON’T LISTEN! Those who stay in bed won’t be competition for the big guys, but they will have to watch out for you. When you are in charge of the inner voice, there will be no stopping you.
If you were to get up just one hour earlier each morning you would gain 15 days in a year. Scary when you put it like that. How many days of our lives do we waste sleeping? I don’t know about you, but I have too much I want to achieve to waste my life in this way. If you are time deficient, sleep less. We only need six to seven hours a night. Any more is wasting life.
Time for Food
Breakfast is an important meal that we often neglect due to time constraints. Rushing to work with a bagel isn’t going to give you the energy or focus required to kick ass. By taking more time in the morning, you have have a healthier meal, which will make you more productive and effective.
One Step Ahead
The early risers are one step ahead of the crowd: calm, collected, and accomplished when everyone else is rushing to the office. The early bird has it under control. When you wake up early, you have more time for planning, strategic thinking, and getting organised. You will find you waste less time from being disorganised or making bad decisions. The added benefit of getting to the office first means fewer distractions from colleagues and getting done what you planned to get done.
So if you haven’t already created the habit of early rising, start tomorrow. Go to bed an hour earlier so that you won’t be too tired. It may take a couple of days to adjust and you may not feel the benefit straight away, but stick with it. Millions of super people can’t all be wrong.
Are you an early riser? If so do you have any tips for becoming one?
Paul Cardall is The Devils Play Thing (Treat me right, bitch!)
They say everything has its place "This is the devils playground" a place to store stuff that doesn't!